Fantasy League News 2018/2019

[bongosdad]

No doubt you will upgrade your defence

[VillaRosie]

Wow what an high scoring week resulting in 6 smug faced managers strutting like peacocks around the pitch, and the rest of us looking on pig 🐷 sick.

CAPTAIN WATCH

6 captains on view this week and top choice was Aguero chosen by our super 6 finishing in front of Salah who had 5 votes.

Just in case there is a remote chance you have been off the grid this weekend 😜 Aguero was top scorer by a country mile for his teams with 40 exquisite points, runner up Liam’s Mane 20 points, well played again Liam 👏👏 followed by Salah 18 points, Sam’s Arnautovic 16 points, Kane 14 points and State’s Alli 10 points.


MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆

Joint winners this week the 2 tactical geniuses that are Uncle Tony with Mr Tee 💥 (again) and Iwuz with Notsa Alliv 💥 with an earth shattering 💯 points. 👏👏👏👏👏 Well played guys.


TOP 6

1. Mr Tee
2. Large Icardi & Koke
3. Cubist Masterpiece
4. Notsa Alliv
5. Agbonlahor United
6. Dazzysbarmyarmy


Uncle Tony leading the way ahead of nephew Sam who drops down to 2nd place up to 3rd Picasso, Iwuz into 4th, oops the mighty Bongo takes a fall down to 5th and our current champion Dazzy slips into 6th place. 😛 4 of the top 6 had Aguero as their captain.


15. Claret & Blue Army
16. Kirkley Krusaders
17. Aston Lilla


Nuc exits the bottom 3 and leaps up to 12th replaced by Gornal, Jesh up to 16th and rock bottom HJ. I can’t see any of the guys hanging around the basement for long.


MARE OF THE WEEK 🐴

A surprising mare for HJ and Aston Lillia with a sickening 31 points. The Lillia not firing on all cylinders I am sure HJ will soon get them sorted.



Bongo played his Wildcard, but how many transfers this week? for our Welsh Wizard. 😋


Iwuz the Bench Boost Token


What a difference a week makes from hero to minus zero last gameweek the amazingly coiffured haired Wan- Bissaka had a mighty 12 points to his name this week -1 after his red card.


Definitely our managers employing tactics with their team formations. 🤔🤓

[bongosdad]

That bloody Aguaro! He's been poor for me in the past so I was quick to offload him. Oh well early days. Well done iwuz and Tony! Nice one Rosie.

[MissWinnie]

Thanks for another great report, Rosie!

Aguero must win the award for the most frustrating player ever. I decided not to buy him as I hate the 'will he, won't he' play thing that comes with owning him. Then those amazing hat trick weeks deeply test one's resolve! Resolve currently undergoing extreme testing. Giggles. Well done to all that captained him. Happily, Yubby doesn't own him either so always a silver lining.

Mane came to my rescue with that last minute goal as I was pretty much on course for my first Drongo/Mare award of the season until then.

Big congratulations to Uncle Tony and Iwuz on their joint century!

And a big shout out to Liam who is doing rather too good a job of showing me right up in only his second week! Huh!

Heads back to dressing room to give Wan Bissaka the hair drier treatment.

[samhubball]

My uncle sent me 3 messages over the weekend.

Message 1) who you captaining boy?

Message 2) that's risky. Aguero will get a hatrick

Message 3 after the city game)


Git

[stateside]

Off the grid. Here. I couldn’t tell you who did what. I think Liverpool won cos I watched that game. LOL Also watched a bore draw on Saturday. Apart from that couldn’t tell you who is doing well. Might have to look at that bloke Salah. I seem to recall him at Chelsea and the commentators said he scored for fun last year.

[picasso]

Another tip top report Rosie. Thank you. I was one of the fortunate ones to captain Aguero but it was not without reservations. He didn’t play that well in the previous game and I wondered if Pep would rest him for Jesus. Glad I stuck to my guns!

[dazzyowen]

Great stuff Rosie 👍

Wildcard already bongo lol panicking already mate

[bongosdad]

Its because my standards are so high. One mistake and I might miss out on the top 500 in the world

[samhubball]

Richalison you cock