Blimey what’s with all injuries? Body count continues to rise, treatment room is rammed as managers attempt to revive their walking wounded, with Messrs Emerie, Pochettino not helping matters with the blatant manipulation of their starting lineups sending our traumatised managers into a state of delirium.
Managers will be burning the midnight oil trying to work out their team selection for tomorrow.
You know Pep is going to stick his big oar in so the burning question is which Man City players will be missing on Wednesday.
CAPTAIN WATCH
Seven captains took to field this week. Top managers choice a tie between Salah and Aubameyang with 5 votes each.
1. Kane 16 points - Gornal.
2. Pogba/Salah 6 points - BB, Winnie, Uncle Tony, Nuc, Iwuz and States.
4. Anderson/Rashford/Son 4 points - Picasso, Dazzy, HJ, Yubby and Rosie.
7. Aubameyang 2 points - Sam, Oz, Jesh, Bongo and Liam.
I thought Gornal was in trouble this week until Pochettino had Kane on the team sheet.
A poor points haul from the rest of our captains.
MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆
Earning their 4th award of the season Nuc 💥 and Yet Another Shocker with 55 💥hard earned points.
Sam had better watch out Nuc is chasing him down.
Runners up BB and Billesley Villans with 49 points.
Well played guys in what was a difficult gameweek. 👏👏👏👏👏
Top 6 💥
👍 1. Ozstan Villa
👉 2. Winnie’s Warriors
👍 3. Billesley Villans
👎 4. Large Icardi & Koke
👍 5. Yet Another Shocker
👎 6. Mr Tee
A new leader emerges from the pack, albeit Oz has the same points tally as 2nd placed Winnie however he takes pole position due to playing his Free Hit Token. Is it Oz’s 15 minutes of fame or will he push on to greater glory. 🤗
BB on fire has he jumps up to 3rd.
Sam down to 4th no damage done as only 7 points seperate the top 4.
Nuc now up to 5th putting in a run of good results.
Another bruising week for Uncle Tony 🥊 finding himself down to 6th hanging on to his ‘elite club’ status by the skin of his teeth.
RELEGATION 😱
👎 15. AGBONLAHOR UNITED
👉 16. Nas T Killa
👉 17 Aston Liam
BONGO finds himself in a relegation dog 🐶 fight has he free falls down to 15th.
States and Liam remain 16th and 17th.
MARE OF THE WEEK 🐴
The pain continues for Uncle Tony and Mr Tee as they scoop their 1st award of the season with 15 itsy bitsy points just pipping a jammy Bongo 😬 who had 17 points.
TOKENS
Oz and Picasso played their Free Hit Tokens.
Huge decisions to be made 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 before our teams take to the field tomorrow.
Remember team sheets need to be in by 18.45