Fantasy League News 2018/2019

[yubbywelch]

Richalison you cock

Yeah! what he said

[bongosdad]

Yeah! what he said

What Sam and yubby said.

[VillaRosie]

Strangely a number of the ‘top’ teams had no players participating in the Man U v Spurs match which in turn allowed the rest of us to take advantage.


CAPTAIN WATCH

5 captains given the armband no surprise who the top 2 where, 7 votes for Salah v Aguero with 6 votes.

To the victor go the spoils and this weeks victor was Kane 💥 romping in last night with an unbelievable 20 points and what’s more unbelievable only Gornal chose him has captain,👏👏👏👏👏 runner up Salah with 16 points, joint 3rd Alli and Mane with 6 points and last but not least suffering from hero to zero syndrome Aguero with a woeful 4 points.


MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆

Tight finish last night just 2 points between the top 3. Oz 61 points, Rosie 62 points but the winner with 63 glorious points, 💥 The Claret and Blue Army under the leadership of their manager Gornal and Captain Kane triumphed. Well played. 👏👏👏👏👏


TOP 6

1. Mr Tee
2. Notsa Alliv
3. Ozstan Villa
4. Cubist Masterpiece
5. Large Icardi & Koke
6. Dazzysbarmyarmy


Uncle Tony still setting the pace, with Iwuz up to 2nd, new entrant Oz leaps in to 3rd at the expense of Bongo 😱 who falls faster than a speeding bullet out of the top 6. Picasso drops to 4th, although Oz and Picasso have same points and both did 2 transfers Picasso lost 4 points where as both of Oz’s where free. Down from 2nd to 5th ooer it’s Sam and remaining in 6th Dazzy.


RELEGATION


15. Grealish is a Legend
16. Kirkley Krusaders
17. Aston Lilla


Nuc replaces Gornal in bottom 3, Jesh and HJ remain firmly planted at the wrong end of the table.


MARE 🐴


Close call between Nuc and Liam for this weeks lowest scorer. Nuc just nudges it with a dreadful 35 points against Liam’s 36 points.


Tantrums, handbags and toys chucked out the pram, hairdryers kicked and pizza’s thrown as our managers voice 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 their displeasure at (whispers name in case Sam goes off on one. 🤪 ) Ricarlson’s red card.

Any text messages from Uncle Tony that you can repeat. 🤭🤪

Bongo’ hefty 20 point transfer penalty not too successful as the master plan was to be in the top 500 in the world will he risk another transfer frenzy this coming week. 🤪

HJ has played his Wildcard.




After gameweek 4 Fantasy League takes a break returning on 15th September. Apparently this new UEFA Nations League is starting and it looks like there will be further 2 week breaks in October and November.

[samhubball]

Thanks for the report Rosie

Richalison cost me 4 points to bring him in and then got me -2 points for beig sent off. Sometimes it's better to just do nothing (Bongo)

Still, lots to play for and I certainly won't be panicked into using my wildcard*



*runs off to use wildcard

[bongosdad]

I know what you mean Sam but there is method to my madness. I'm still in touching distance of 1st (30 points ish) and my squad is probably the most expensive now.
My superior team will claw back the points over the coming weeks.
Nice one Rosie, thought you had it in the bag this week. Well done gornal.

[samhubball]

I know what you mean Sam but there is method to my madness. I'm still in touching distance of 1st (30 points ish) and my squad is probably the most expensive now.
My superior team will claw back the points over the coming weeks.
Nice one Rosie, thought you had it in the bag this week. Well done gornal.

How? If you took a 20 point hit after already using your wildcard are you going to cope over the next few months?

[bongosdad]

Because my squad is now worth 101.4m and I'm the richest manager in the league. Your squad is worth 100.6m. You shop in tescos, I shop in Harrods now 😉

[samhubball]

I know what you mean Sam but there is method to my madness. I'm still in touching distance of 1st (30 points ish) and my squad is probably the most expensive now.
My superior team will claw back the points over the coming weeks.
Nice one Rosie, thought you had it in the bag this week. Well done gornal.

Because my squad is now worth 101.4m and I'm the richest manager in the league. Your squad is worth 100.6m. You shop in tescos, I shop in Harrods now 😉

You can still by crap in Harrods mate

[samhubball]

I know what you mean Sam but there is method to my madness. I'm still in touching distance of 1st (30 points ish) and my squad is probably the most expensive now.
My superior team will claw back the points over the coming weeks.
Nice one Rosie, thought you had it in the bag this week. Well done gornal.

Because my squad is now worth 101.4m and I'm the richest manager in the league. Your squad is worth 100.6m. You shop in tescos, I shop in Harrods now 😉

Not to mention you've got 2 substitutes who have 2 minutes of playing time between them, an injured second choice keeper and two Aldi strikers...

Also, I reckon you spent that much time changing your team around preseason that you can't stop. Hence the WC played already and the 20 point hit. What you doing this week regarding Richalison? And when Pep rests Sterling and when Ings only plays a fraction of the game?

Good luck

[yubbywelch]

Sorry Bingo your madness is just madness.