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    drunken lager lout wasP

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...-lout-13051108

    As I was eating my breakfast yesterday I read this article in The Mirror about the current rabid, angry drunken wasP invasion apparently making a real nuisance of themselves, and liable to sting for no reason. The Mirror is, of course, an excellent newspaper and a bastion of truthful, insightful journalism so as I read this I knew it had to be true. By coincidence, at that very moment a wasP appeared just as I was reading it and began buzzing around a jar of strawberry preserve on the kitchen worktop. So I rolled up my copy of The Mirror anticipating that this wasP might land on the worktop, and when it did I took a well aimed whack at it, intending only to knock a bit of socialist sense into it as social they definitely are not. I unfortunately hit it too hard, but the ironic thing is that for such an angry, threatening creature all that was left was a splodge of cowardly, custard yellow goo on my paper. And for further coincidence, if one looks at the word wasP in the mirror, what does one see?

    Is something trying to convey an intuitive message to me through this incident or am I reading too much into it?

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    Had it taken you all this time to realise that Psaw is wasp backwards?

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    Chalky first time I've noticed .
    Thanks for letting me know. Can be a bit silly sometimes.

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    Let's just put everything on Paws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Buc View Post
    Chalky first time I've noticed .
    Thanks for letting me know. Can be a bit silly sometimes.
    Someone (Kel) of'd to point it out to me tbf Jimmy.

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