Kieffer Moore has had his car stolen after a break in

[nakedtruth]

Or scholes wood...

Eastwood more likely

[Pattylallacks2]

Old Ravenfield Mafia

[Silly-miller]

If he had joined us he wouldn’t have had a car worth nicking!!.

If he joined us he would have a free company Skoda

[nakedtruth]

If he joined us he would have a free company Skoda

Yes their new model, the Skoda Nutella

[millavanilla]

Yes their new model, the Skoda Nutella

Or instead of a GT or a ST, a skoda KP...could stand for summat like "Krypton Power" ... 😄

[great_fire]

They love their 4x4s those footballers.

If they're not driving Range Rovers they're driving Audi/ BMW 4x4s.

[great_fire]

It will be in Albania by now

Where actually they're pretty easy to spot as the steering wheel is on the wrong side!

If the police there were competent/ uncorrupt they'd be able to get them all back.

[rolymiller]

If he had joined us he wouldn’t have had a car worth nicking!!.

..and we have a better class of criminal in Rotherham!

[Redshank]

Yes their new model, the Skoda Nutella

So, the choice is a brand spanking new, top of the range Audi or beamer driven by the likes of Fernando Forestieri or Steven Fletcher. It's on the never never....but we'll worry about that later.
or...
A scruffy Skoda worth "peanuts" driven by Michael Smith. It's not pleasant to look at but it get's you from A to B just about as quick as the flash Audi....plus you can sleep at nights.

[Redshank]

P.S. Apparently Fletcher missed three sitters on Saturday....Smithy scored

BOOYAKASHA!