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Thread: The benefits of being bottom

  1. #21
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    Titania loves you and you get to wear a donkey's head

    You can practice looking upwards, which ill be useful when we revert to Plans A & B.

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  3. #23
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    Thanks the mouf and well done tricky for a very cute no 21
    22. You become the subject of envy for all the National League clubs - they would give anything to be where you currently are
    23. The opposition sees you as 3 easy points and rest their best players

  4. #24
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    We are the strongest team in the league? We are holding all the others up!.....boom boom...

  5. #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCullochisGod View Post
    We are the strongest team in the league? We are holding all the others up!.....boom boom...
    See no. 1!

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    24. Neither Mourinho nor Big Sam would even consider you, you're so far beneath them.

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    25. When the football's garbage, what an incentive to improve the food and service to make people want to come
    26. A growth in black humour - like our centre-back's not the worst in the league but he's getting there. They call him the striker because he never turns up for work.
    27. Much more incentive to play the kids... what's to lose?

  8. #28
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    28. Saturday nights are so much better. You expect a crap result so you're insured against depression.

    Come on, you lot, call yourselves Notts fans. Black humour is desperately needed at this time.

  9. #29
    29. Less folk at games. Means you can turn up late, still get a parking space and sit where you like.

  10. #30
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    30. You get lots more managers than more highly-placed clubs.
    31. instead of being the team everyone wants to beat, you become the team everyone assumes they'll beat. You can then take advantage of their complacency.
    32.?

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