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Thread: The benefits of being bottom

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    The benefits of being bottom

    Honestly, it's not all bad.
    There is a wonderful book out at the moment titled 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck' which, in summary, imparts a better way of taking life in your stride.
    So, rather than slagging off Messrs Nolan, Hardy, Duffy, Hewitt, Jones at al, why not chill out and find 92 positives about not giving a f*ck about being bottom of the league?
    1. That old chestnut - proves you're the strongest team because you're holding all the others up.
    and
    2. Makes Notts' brand unique. Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool etc have never experienced being 92nd in the league. Their experience is in awe of ours
    3. When Notts are in the Premier Lge in 2030, it enables us to rightfully say that we moved from bottom to top

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    Honestly, it's not all bad.
    There is a wonderful book out at the moment titled 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck' which, in summary, imparts a better way of taking life in your stride.
    So, rather than slagging off Messrs Nolan, Hardy, Duffy, Hewitt, Jones at al, why not chill out and find 92 positives about not giving a f*ck about being bottom of the league?
    1. That old chestnut - proves you're the strongest team because you're holding all the others up.
    and
    2. Makes Notts' brand unique. Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool etc have never experienced being 92nd in the league. Their experience is in awe of ours
    3. When Notts are in the Premier Lge in 2030, it enables us to rightfully say that we moved from bottom to top
    What medication are you on Sid?
    I need to ask for some on Friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    Honestly, it's not all bad.
    There is a wonderful book out at the moment titled 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck' which, in summary, imparts a better way of taking life in your stride.
    So, rather than slagging off Messrs Nolan, Hardy, Duffy, Hewitt, Jones at al, why not chill out and find 92 positives about not giving a f*ck about being bottom of the league?
    1. That old chestnut - proves you're the strongest team because you're holding all the others up.
    and
    2. Makes Notts' brand unique. Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool etc have never experienced being 92nd in the league. Their experience is in awe of ours
    3. When Notts are in the Premier Lge in 2030, it enables us to rightfully say that we moved from bottom to top
    That made me laugh Sid especially number 2.

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    We won't see that little red arrow pointing down next to our name when we look at the league table.

    KN will have 'I took a team from bottom of the league to promotion' on his CV

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    We have the best chance of being the first founding member to play in the conference.

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    7. No one can take you from behind

    8. People feel sorry for losers and willingly put out buckets for pennies

    9. Forest get a bonk on at the prospect of being Nottinem's only league club

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    7. No one can take you from behind

    8. People feel sorry for losers and willingly put out buckets for pennies

    9. Forest get a bonk on at the prospect of being Nottinem's only league club
    10. It offers some fantastic betting opportunities, even though you will be happier to lose than win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    7. No one can take you from behind

    8. People feel sorry for losers and willingly put out buckets for pennies

    9. Forest get a bonk on at the prospect of being Nottinem's only league club
    They still won't be in Nottingham even if we go down

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    "The only way is up"

    You said it, Yazz & the Plastic Population. It's time to kick derriere!

    Actually, it feels strangely comforting to be absolute shyte. It's like being home again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    Honestly, it's not all bad.
    There is a wonderful book out at the moment titled 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck' which, in summary, imparts a better way of taking life in your stride.
    So, rather than slagging off Messrs Nolan, Hardy, Duffy, Hewitt, Jones at al, why not chill out and find 92 positives about not giving a f*ck about being bottom of the league?
    1. That old chestnut - proves you're the strongest team because you're holding all the others up.
    and
    2. Makes Notts' brand unique. Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool etc have never experienced being 92nd in the league. Their experience is in awe of ours
    3. When Notts are in the Premier Lge in 2030, it enables us to rightfully say that we moved from bottom to top
    Sidders, the benefits are that hopefully, " Things Can Only Get Better ".

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