Being bottom takes some doing in such a poor league. Can anyone suggest psychiatric first aid for Chalky? How about this.
Never mind.
It will pick up.
Cheer up.
Its only four games.
You were unlucky.
They were lucky.
Theres still time.

Im highly delighted. If it were for your old codgers wed be in a worse fix. Long may it continue.

O no. Have i made a faux pas. Im supposed to commiserate. Sorry, bad luck old boy, its early doors old bean.