Mike Martin - do the right thing please

[PortugueseFrank]

Resign.

Who is buying his shares?

[GUNBOAT]

Who is buying his shares?

No one needs to buy his shares,its clear as day that anyone with half a brain would never make a statement in April with the team struggling to make the play offs saying the manager was staying beyond the end of the season.Its obvious to the vast majority that the Monkey and his Donkey are way out of their depth.
Its time for Martin to go back to whatever he does best and appoint a football man or woman to run the club until he can sell up,if the both of them remain till the end of the season Stephen Thompson will take on Johnston Grant status,FACT.

[Jim_Jam]

If I could write poetry I would write a poem about Gunboat not going to Tannadice no more.

GMS no more
McKinnon no more
"Pit a line on" No more
Gunboat no more
ST no more
When you go will you send back a letter from Aussiland

[Jim_Jam]

When you go will you send back
A letter from Australia?
Take a look up the rail track
From Newcastle to Canberra
Broke off from my work the other day
I spent the evening thinking about
All the talent that flowed away
Away from Tannadice to the second chance
I wonder how they got on
When they reached paradise?

I've looked at Shabba and Martin
Tried hard to imagine
The way they looked the day they failed
From Ross County to Alloa
We should have told them
We should have told them

But you know our sense of timing
We always wait too long
Houston no more
McKinnon no more
Paatelainen no more
ST no more

I wonder Willo Flood
Will he please never return?
But who's gonna kick the life back
To a dying mutual friend
Do we not love United?
Do we not say we love United?
Do we have to put up with a clown
To prove how much it hurts?

GMS no more
Armstrong no more
Robertson no more
Gauld no more

Durnan no more
McDonald no more
Fraser no more

Csaba László noooo mooooooore

[GUNBOAT]

I would reply with,


Decades of following United nae trophy in sight,
they were the days of the famous black and white,
a team to be proud of Finn Dossing the star,
he scored a hatrick in the Dens Park massacre.

Eh followed meh team through thin and thinner,
ah more loyal supporter than England's Frank Skinner,
meh first awa gemme East Fife at Bayview,
since then there has been five hundred and two.


The current regime have made us a laughing stock,
open to ridicule,even the Funsters now mock,
until they have gone you all know the score,
its not my or many others team anymore.

FACT.

[stokearab]

When you go will you send back
A letter from Australia?
Take a look up the rail track
From Newcastle to Canberra
Broke off from my work the other day
I spent the evening thinking about
All the talent that flowed away
Away from Tannadice to the second chance
I wonder how they got on
When they reached paradise?

I've looked at Shabba and Martin
Tried hard to imagine
The way they looked the day they failed
From Ross County to Alloa
We should have told them
We should have told them

But you know our sense of timing
We always wait too long
Houston no more
McKinnon no more
Paatelainen no more
ST no more

I wonder Willo Flood
Will he please never return?
But who's gonna kick the life back
To a dying mutual friend
Do we not love United?
Do we not say we love United?
Do we have to put up with a clown
To prove how much it hurts?

GMS no more
Armstrong no more
Robertson no more
Gauld no more

Durnan no more
McDonald no more
Fraser no more

Csaba László noooo mooooooore

Thanks JJ as an ex pat Scot I love that song and it always makes the hairs stand up. Your prose does it justice.

[Jim_Jam]

I would reply with,


Decades of following United nae trophy in sight,
they were the days of the famous black and white,
a team to be proud of Finn Dossing the star,
he scored a hatrick in the Dens Park massacre.

Eh followed meh team through thin and thinner,
ah more loyal supporter than England's Frank Skinner,
meh first awa gemme East Fife at Bayview,
since then there has been five hundred and two.


The current regime have made us a laughing stock,
open to ridicule,even the Funsters now mock,
until they have gone you all know the score,
its not my or many others team anymore.

FACT.

Brilliant!

I have missed your poetry Gunboat

[Chick A Saw]

Tick, Tock!

Even the commentary team took the time to mention what you could hear in the background!

[LSArab]

Tick, Tock!

Even the commentary team took the time to mention what you could hear in the background!

Said it before and I’ll say it again

This season will be decided by how long Mr Martin waits before he does the right thing.

So what if we managed a draw today - playing pretty poorly and against a team we need to be beating if we are winning the title.

We are nowhere near the level of performance where we need to be to be champions, even in this very average league.

Csaba is a poor manager and he has proved it time and again since he came here

Don’t waste any more time - act now please Mr Martin

[deebuster]

to hell with the 'Mr'. Its Martin now! He looks like he's the glovepuppet he's always been.