Originally Posted by
tarquinbeech
Yes you lucky punters.....in an effort to ease the "Notts County blues", the Samaritans have successfully lobbied the EFL to provide the Notts v Grimsby game, live on iFollow for the measly price of a £5 note.
Reasons to click the Game Pass button
1) Houdini's protege, Aussi Kewell, is using this game to explain the footballing basics to Notts players, young and old....pass to each other, move up the pitch towards the oppo onion-bag....fire the round thing in the net....when not in possession of round thingie, stop oppo from kicking it in our net....simples...eek
2) For those on suicide watch, statistically nobody has ever stuck their head in a gas oven after a loss in the Checkathingie.....your safe....just to be on the safe side though, go outside and turn off the gas in the road, then superglue shut the access panel
3) Amongst the still-smoking embers of this years Promotion Challenge Campaign, we might still find a nugget of future talent.....a new keeper?.. someone who knows how to keep the pesky oppo players from scoring?..a Yates-like midfield nutter intent on GBH?.....you lucky punters can be the ones to say "I remember the night we first spotted the lad....it was a miracle"
4) You can call me a liar, with conviction, when I tell MAD that "Notts played a blinder", on the Match Ratings thread.....you could of course still call me a liar without watching the game, but that wouldn't be cricket old boy!
If I think of any more reasons to log on, FOR £5, I will post these as I contemplate The Meaning of Life under my favourite palm tree....I normally get my best ideas around about my 6th pint.....toodles
NOTE - International punters, the Checkatrade is included as a freebie in your season ticket, no idea of the price for a Day Pass though, as when I click the button I get a message saying "Tarquin, this game is free to you, as you are our most valued and revered customer....keep up the advertising campaign on MAD"