OT Joke

[Cannylad]

THE “F” WORD


Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?


Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.


In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ George Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Albert Einstein, 1938.


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566.


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998


"AND THE WINNER IS ..

1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"

~ Hillary Clinton, 2016

[Sclox]

THE “F” WORD


Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?


Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.


In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ George Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Albert Einstein, 1938.


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566.


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998


"AND THE WINNER IS ..

1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"

~ Hillary Clinton, 2016

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