Match Report.

[Psaw]

Chalky was at the game, a County fan, and he sent me a email. He was less than impressed. He said that he was at a disadvantage, the game started. It only took about ten minutes, he heard laughter at the back of the stands, and at half time he wondered if it was better to have a half time, or an interval without two halves.

You know wot i mean he said. He described the County team as pot bellied, too big in the bust,doubled chinned,and ambling like an arthritic yeti. And performed like Bambi on an ice rink.

It was the footballing equivalent of pink Blancmange. County are Englands footballing performing flea. I bridled at this desperate criticism, surely it cant be that bad? Especially from a County fan. Can Marx be an improvement?, thats Groucho not Karl.

Its still nil, nudder, zilch, zip, none, zero wins. Never mind. Mr Oil Slick will get you out of it. Your plight can only be described as a slow crucifiction, while the rest of us giggle.

Good Luck. Roger.

[sidders]

Answer not this fool.

[SwalePie]

Chalky was at the game, a County fan, and he sent me a email. He was less than impressed. He said that he was at a disadvantage, the game started. It only took about ten minutes, he heard laughter at the back of the stands, and at half time he wondered if it was better to have a half time, or an interval without two halves.

You know wot i mean he said. He described the County team as pot bellied, too big in the bust,doubled chinned,and ambling like an arthritic yeti. And performed like Bambi on an ice rink.

It was the footballing equivalent of pink Blancmange. County are Englands footballing performing flea. I bridled at this desperate criticism, surely it cant be that bad? Especially from a County fan. Can Marx be an improvement?, thats Groucho not Karl.

Its still nil, nudder, zilch, zip, none, zero wins. Never mind. Mr Oil Slick will get you out of it. Your plight can only be described as a slow crucifiction, while the rest of us giggle.

Good Luck. Roger.

Hi Roger,

Thank you for your contribution. As Moderator Emeritus of this respected organ I am hereby putting you on notice that if you don't sort your spelling out sharpish you won't get away with being a mildly amusing tw@t for much longer.

Wishing you all the very best

SwalePie

[SwalePie]

Answer not, this fool.

Too late Cap'n Sid.

[Bohinen]

Answer not this fool.

Yoda be stupid to do so. The cabin boy Roger.

[countygump]

Hi Roger,

Thank you for your contribution. As Moderator Emeritus of this respected organ I am hereby putting you on notice that if you don't sort your spelling out sharpish you won't get away with being a mildly amusing tw@t for much longer.

Wishing you all the very best

SwalePie

Sorry, since you've semi retired, I have no respect for your organ whatsoever.

[SwalePie]

Sorry, since you've semi retired, I have no respect for your organ whatsoever.

That's probably for the best Mr Gump

[JoePass]

Chalky was at the game, a County fan, and he sent me a email. He was less than impressed. He said that he was at a disadvantage, the game started. It only took about ten minutes, he heard laughter at the back of the stands, and at half time he wondered if it was better to have a half time, or an interval without two halves.

You know wot i mean he said. He described the County team as pot bellied, too big in the bust,doubled chinned,and ambling like an arthritic yeti. And performed like Bambi on an ice rink.

It was the footballing equivalent of pink Blancmange. County are Englands footballing performing flea. I bridled at this desperate criticism, surely it cant be that bad? Especially from a County fan. Can Marx be an improvement?, thats Groucho not Karl.

Its still nil, nudder, zilch, zip, none, zero wins. Never mind. Mr Oil Slick will get you out of it. Your plight can only be described as a slow crucifiction, while the rest of us giggle.

Good Luck. Roger.

Made me laugh.....however, dont give up the day job of benefit claimant.

[Elite_Pie]

if you don't sort your spelling out sharpish you won't get away with being a mildly amusing tw@t for much longer.

I can't dispute the "tw@t" bit, but you also seem to be saying that Roger was "mildly amusing" once?

Seriously?

[tarquinbeech]

Personally, I find the guy quite amusing....we Notts fans need a smile.....keep posting....once we get our act together, I bet he stops posting!