Terry Leahy ex tesco ceo may be available without any compo(St) as I think he's on gardening leave.
Or maybe go posh and splash out on ex waitrose ceo Andy street from his mayor's job. At the very least they would know how to sell those cabbages in the club shop they may even chuck in a buy one throw another free offer.
They would squeeze the best price from the farmers and ensure you never have a besticide.