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    Tories

    Well, the Tory party conference starts today and already we have had

    Send 800 troops to the artic to sort out Russia
    Tax nasty foriegners extra if they want to buy a house in this country
    Build a bridge to Ireland
    A festival of Brexit Britian to prove to the world how wonderful they are
    The spitfire to go back into production *

    Could be a funny few days.
    Are there any more royals to be married off?






    * I may have made this one up, wait and see.

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    You might be right about the spitfire. I think a significant amount of their voters would be much happier if they were getting bombed & living off the turnips growing in their garden.

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    Powdered egg is good for you.

    They're be blue birds over.......

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    Can't be any funnier than the Labour conference last week, with their mad ideas to exterminate Jews and turn Britain into North Korea.

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    Oh yes it can.

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    Where is the SNP conference this year? Is it in Nuremberg again?

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    Gorgeous town Nuremberg, so I believe.

    Come on Boris, build that bridge.

    Who's going to pay?

    The Irish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Gorgeous town Nuremberg, so I believe.

    Come on Boris, build that bridge.

    Who's going to pay?

    The Irish.
    I read a thing and Nuremburg was voted in the top ten in Europe to watch fitba and take in culture and history. Sounds like my kind of place

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    It might be a sweeping statement but if you vote Tory then you secretly want to watch your wife with a couple of black dudes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter View Post
    Can't be any funnier than the Labour conference last week, with their mad ideas to exterminate Jews and turn Britain into North Korea.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jupiter View Post
    Where is the SNP conference this year? Is it in Nuremberg again?


    See the problem here, DD has quoted (except the spitfire bit) things that have actually happened, you're just spitting typical britnat pish.

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