I think there's a great chance you might be him, or related somehow.
Both of you have a wide girth and both are quick to make wildly fantastic claims of stunning success.

Kenny's latest mind boggler?

'Sometimes bubbles don't burst - Nottingham Forest CAN win the League Cup, why not?!'

https://www.nottinghampost.com/sport...ingham-2060869

A bit of a study in contradictions there too. 1 moment he believes we have what it takes to win the whole damn thing, ignoring the fact there's certain teams like City, Liverpool etc still in it. The next, he claims Burton are a tough nut who have as good a chance as us to win this game.

Now this is also classic Es***red , making a bold statement and then making another one cancelling out the first.

Yup, you guys are related. The only difference is that he could kick a ball, whilst you would probably eat it!