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Thread: Expectations always far exceed the realities

  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norder View Post

    but happily, all is well - so I'll will relax with a hot milk....put my feet up...and get out my latest flower arranging magazine - mmmmm that's better.

    What works for me Norder is a nice cup of tea and the Screwfix Direct Catalogue. I can then spend a relaxing half hour thumbing through it, dreaming of all the jobs the missus wants me to do, but I'm never going to get round to. Bliss !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    What works for me Norder is a nice cup of tea and the Screwfix Direct Catalogue. I can then spend a relaxing half hour thumbing through it, dreaming of all the jobs the missus wants me to do, but I'm never going to get round to. Bliss !!

    is a credit to your boldness - sinkov....but if I may say - without sounding over critical of course, is that such an obvious possible reveal...could have a tendancy to encourage that unwanted repercussion - I do realise that your seeming 30 minute window, is rather restrictive - so have to assume that you contain those apecial moments to the bog - or snap visit to the garden shed even...just until when your absence is noticed...and when once again, your called into service....almost always at the point that you'd reached the Power Tools section - which can indeed, be very irritating !

    So....let me offer you a little secret - but keep it on the hush-hush.....with a Flower Arranging Magazine - you'll get all the time you want - hour after hour of blissful uninterrupted observation....with regular refreshments, such as tea,cake,biscuits - even your favourite tipple...and all brought to your little side table.
    But......what ever you do....do not let what sits on the inside - be uncovered !

    for example..... .




    so, Happy Reading....though perhaps best that Sub doesn't see this - as wouldn't want to cause him any unnecessary worry.

    Cheers.


  3. #43
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    No problem, norder, I don't read nor do I look at pictures ----both could be a source of depression and are best avoided!

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