Where is Alex Bray?

[TMiller]

I was stunned to see that he's still on our books according to the website. Why is he still here? Why does he not get on the bench when we are threadbare?

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

I think he doesn't drink herbal tea or run around cones.

[rolymiller]

Very strange. If he's injured surely the club can say that at least we would know.Maybe he has personal problems which can't be divulged: patient confidentiality and all that. I dunno.

[great_fire]

I think he doesn't drink herbal tea or run around cones.

They're not putting herbal tea in those Yorkshire Tea cups are they?

And I thought they were sponsored by Yorkshire Tea.

[Lolmorgan]

I thought we had loaned him to Forest Green Rovers.

[rolymiller]

We did last season, I'm not aware he has gone out anywhere this season.

[great_fire]

Is he the guy who played for Barnsley and Cambridge United?

EDIT: No, Swansea City, don't know who I was thinking of.

EDIT AGAIN: It was George Maris who we almost signed.

[ackworth miller]

This one is very odd. Some clarification on this by Warney would be appreciated.

[frogmiller]

One for the future!

[mellowmiller]

One for the future!

Only 9 months left on his contract. Will that be enough time to convert him into a super star.......or even make a footballer out of him?
Seems like another cock up by the super computer and the guy who operates it.
And then there's Onariase ☹