There's no end to what these Royals can do!

[CAMiller]

Feck me opening car doors, showing scars! What next: picking up a bit of paper or wiping their own arse?

Wow! I'm inspired!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45835377

I manage to fulfill my royal duties and still post/moderate on this board with all you serfs. I'll be reading through this thread and handing out red cards accordingly.

[monty_rhodes]

I manage to fulfill my royal duties and still post/moderate on this board with all you serfs. I'll be reading through this thread and handing out red cards accordingly.

Haha! This is confirmation of my long held belief that eventually posters assume the identity of their avatars. I am still however waiting for some uncouth hairy Scotsman to sh*g me.

[Brin]

So it's officially confirmed, we'll have another one to keep at the taxpayers expense.

Didn't take them long did it?

[CAMiller]

So it's officially confirmed, we'll have another one to keep at the taxpayers expense.

Didn't take them long did it?

There is a simple solution to that problem Brin, don't pay any tax

[CTMilller]

There is a simple solution to that problem Brin, don't pay any tax

Yeah, give to the lunatic in the White House instead so he has enough golf balls to play with!

[monty_rhodes]

Dear me, just listened to the Today programme and the idiotic Royal Correspondent - the aptly named Johnny Diamond - regaled us for about 5 minutes gushing on about Harry and Meg in Australia. Apparently it was "a lovely sunny day" and the Sidney Opera house was still "iconic" and there were huge crowds - actually around 4000 saddoes - and Meg has once again "crashed websites around the world" as idiotic women try desperately to buy copies of her clothes. The sooner an ELE arrives the better.

[rolymiller]

Dear me, just listened to the Today programme and the idiotic Royal Correspondent - the aptly named Johnny Diamond - regaled us for about 5 minutes gushing on about Harry and Meg in Australia. Apparently it was "a lovely sunny day" and the Sidney Opera house was still "iconic" and there were huge crowds - actually around 4000 saddoes - and Meg has once again "crashed websites around the world" as idiotic women try desperately to buy copies of her clothes. The sooner an ELE arrives the better.

To be fair the Sun is a Royalist too. it only puts in an appearance when they are about. No wonder it usually pisses it down in Rotherham.

[bogsdollox]

**** me Harry's only been married two minutes and he's knocked her up,in the club,up the stick whatever you want to call it.They must have to be prolific breeders to keep the blood line going and the taxpayer busy picking up the tab - Come back Oliver Cromwell and finish what you started!!Remember "wer'e all in this austerity thing together" well its like animal farm .

[great_fire]

Shotgun wedding?

[Exiletyke]

**** me Harry's only been married two minutes and he's knocked her up,in the club,up the stick whatever you want to call it.They must have to be prolific breeders to keep the blood line going and the taxpayer busy picking up the tab - Come back Oliver Cromwell and finish what you started!!Remember "wer'e all in this austerity thing together" well its like animal farm .

Luvvit