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Thread: Ashley has been robbed

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    Ashley has been robbed

    Apparently someone has stole a pair of his underpants off the washing line .

    He ain't bothered about the y-fronts .. He just wants the 9 pegs back.

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    He fainted into his curry when he found out.

    Now he's in a korma...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigSausage View Post
    Apparently someone has stole a pair of his underpants off the washing line .

    He ain't bothered about the y-fronts .. He just wants the 9 pegs back.
    Apparently it was stolen by our America´s Cup team - they needed a new mainsail for the boat.

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    He falls in to a Korma just in time for the January transfer to open. Then miraculousy wakes up Febuary 1st

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Kirkland View Post
    He falls in to a Korma just in time for the January transfer to open. Then miraculousy wakes up Febuary 1st
    He won't curry favour doing that...

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    Well this is getting terrible

    Keep it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    He won't curry favour doing that...
    He had a cardio gram and has a dodgy tikka .. But his nan is by his bedside

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigSausage View Post
    He had a cardio gram and has a dodgy tikka .. But his nan is by his bedside


    Ah, he's a big, fecking karahi baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post


    Ah, he's a big, fecking karahi baby.
    Is that samosa be funny ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigSausage View Post
    Is that samosa be funny ?
    Bollocks, man-he had it cumin...

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