Incentivises millionaires with free holidays ffs
Just be careful what you wish for lads.We could get a new owner that;
1 Wants free advertising for his main business.
2 Shafts managers with false promises.
3 Doesn't give a sh1t about the club.
4 Runs the club shop as a front for his main business.
5 Laughs at the fans that are the backbone of the club
6 Sticks 2 fingers up at the fans of the club.
7 Keeps adding to the so called club debt and calls it a loan.
8 Pays back so much of said loan and then purchases another business on its knees a few days later.
9 Is proven in a court of law to being a proven liar and misleading the fans of Newcastle United intentionally.
10 Puts out fake stories in the media about "takeovers" and other issues surrounding the club.
11 Employs a tea boy as Chief Executive.
12 Would possibly give Joe Kinnear,Alan Pardew or John Carver a job.
So like I said.Just be careful.What a nightmare that would be.If I have missed anything off feel free to add.How good we have it .
Incentivises millionaires with free holidays ffs
Or one who is on a race to the bottom with recruitment while selling off all our best players and keeping the proceeds.
Could even get one who lets the stadium and club assets go to rack and ruin and exploits the property of the club - bit like the tories selling off the crown jewels of the country like the railways, electricity, phones and gas.
Maybe one who has no love for the area and doesn't take on any ethical corporate responsibility for investment in local charities, schools or people.
It would be a total disaster to get an owner who had no interest at all in football and clearly stated that a football club's ambitions would not be a priority for him.
Definately glad we wont get an owner who would activity try to undermine and destroy the reputations of club legends.
Makes the club pay for its own shirts
Shits all over genuine club legends like Shearer and Keegan
gets his media mates-Matthew the cunt Syed- to lie about anti-semitic chants being aimed at him
We definitely dont want an owner who would buy the Club for a bet to prove his drinking buddy wrong
Definitely don't need a new owner with the ambition of finishing 17th and happy to exit cups in the early rounds.
But,if we get a new owner that manages to get promotion after relegation that will be a massive bonus.You can't beat getting relegated then coming back up.
Also we don't want an owner that gets p1ssed and throws up in an open fire.That would be embarrassing.
Mikey baby said he will only allow to someone who can show they have the money to invest .cheeky ****
i remeber many many many thanking ash for taking over
what makes anyone think who he sells to will be any different
would it
he is human for gods sake
im sure we have all spewed in embarrasing places
im sure any new owner would be just like ash and wish they just stay up
anything extra would be a bonus
i dont think we will get an owner with the money needed to even consider finishing or challenging the top 6
300-400 k to buy the club
straight away we would need 100-200 mill on players
without doing the facilities up or investing in new coaches,and undeder 23 players
next season you would need 200 mill plus on players to even say you were going to have a good crack at getting into the top 6
thats nearly abillion pounds in the foirst season and a bit
wont happen
maybe a new owner new manager with a record for bringing on talent would be a better scenario
red bull would be a good bet for us
we dont want anyone with links to investment people as they want returns
and you dont get much in the prem
i think manure are the only self funding team in the prem who dont get the owners to put money in
and ther owners have taeken a billion out
Newcastle fans, as everyone knows are not deluded. Some media print this to sell newspapers becuase itīs what all of supporters of other clubs want to believe. Chip on the shoulder, if you ask me.
So the reality is that our owner has an incredibly loyal, and large fan base which is almost unique in England but he has no idea how to use it to his and the clubīs advantage. Itīs too late now but it wouldīve cost him and the club little outlay if he had been open in his communication and treated the fans with some respect. To this day he fails to understand the nature of football as a business - he clearly just doesnīt get it and itīs because he has zero emotional interest in the club.
The performance of the team has a huge effect of the humour of the people in the city that week - this should not be seen as a problem by the club but a big advantage to be used to propel the team to success - Hall got it, Keegan got it, Sir Bobby got it and now we desperately need a new owner who thinks the same way.