FAO SB in happy valley

[Romared]

Wife's just rang err Mam , it's Brodding a rug rarnd ere shi sez , ah well , Athastill mekkin mi wun SB ? Dunt put Mary's clarts innit tho , fleas allovertoyle wi them , bonne notte , as Mr Morais sed !!!! Keep the faith , Forza di Reds UTFLWG

[SBRed48]

Wife's just rang err Mam , it's Brodding a rug rarnd ere shi sez , ah well , Athastill mekkin mi wun SB ? Dunt put Mary's clarts innit tho , fleas allovertoyle wi them , bonne notte , as Mr Morais sed !!!! Keep the faith , Forza di Reds UTFLWG

Av allus sed thu dun't speyk reyt rarnd Tarn. If thi mother-in-law sez it's it's a Brodda to do thi Brodding then al sleep easier toneet that it is, indeed, a Brodda. Look North ev rung mi up and want to send Owain Wyn Evans darn to do a story abartit.
Get thi Butler to mek thine. Av enuff on brodding mine ready fo bitter cowd winter. Mary's owd clarts arra good idea, thu'll mekka good yellow border. "Can tha smell p1ss in here ?" if rug gets wet near fire and steams.

[Romared]

Dunt let that corkscrew int house , tha nivva knos , he cud slipthi a crippla orr Fireguard , a bitta welsh rarebit

[Romared]

Av been darn Rockley this morning SB , av edd 2 nice suprises theer anorl, Fust wa tha world famous athletic lass frum sheffuld , i ony sed good mornin mind , then a picked 4 blue stalk mushrooms , ent seen them forra while , evvin um pre match lunch cooked in butter int oven wia poached egg ont top, am steepin em in salty watta fust to get any shyte art onnum

[SBRed48]

Duz tha meean Jessica Ennis ?

Watch thissen wi them mushrooms. A know tharra fun guy (see worra did theear) but tha needs to be sure wot thar eyting.

When tha sed thad edda surprise a thought thad leeted on sum doggers in the bushes.

[Romared]

Duz tha meean Jessica Ennis ?

Watch thissen wi them mushrooms. A know tharra fun guy (see worra did theear) but tha needs to be sure wot thar eyting.

When tha sed thad edda surprise a thought thad leeted on sum doggers in the bushes.

Arr thats her worra bonny bairn, Fungi a gorrit oreyt , av not lett on enny fo ages , saw sum frozzun balhaks inna tree a think ? Cudda bin dog shyte tho, a cud bi climbing floodleets tmrw if them mushrooms arr dodgy

[Romared]

Av just asked weers them mushrooms , " I've thrown them out they looked a funny colour "

[SBRed48]

Your lass ez mooar sense than thee. Tha can't laik abart wi mushrooms tha not sure abart.

Just been reading Jessica Ennis's Twitter account. She sez a strange old man came up behind her yisterdi when she worrart forra walk mekking suggestive remarks. I hope it wont thee.

[Romared]

Your lass ez mooar sense than thee. Tha can't laik abart wi mushrooms tha not sure abart.

Just been reading Jessica Ennis's Twitter account. She sez a strange old man came up behind her yisterdi when she worrart forra walk mekking suggestive remarks. I hope it wont thee.

Itwa tutha rooardrarnd thu cheeky minx !! Awa temptud to show her mi mushrooms tho
Am evvin wunnathem big Warburtons crumpets instead nar , Carnt beert abitta crumpet btw it'sbin snowing in Pennystun this mornin av earrd , thee sit bi fire an watch Jeff , " play bin suspended at Oakwell blizzard conditions "

[Romared]

50/50 lass warnt theer ageeun today , funny arr shiz gon missing same time as thee ? It warra blowk wearin that maroon n black raintop wi letters missing shi wore , if anyone knows the whereabouts of this Eddie Izzard lookalike please ring 01226 211211 and ask for GG or the Sowerby Bridge Branch of help the Homeless , your continual support is always appreciated ,