FAO SB in happy valley

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Royal visit to Tarn tuday , William n Kate , visitin Homeless people, thattul look good on look leeds tuneet , Buntins art wifes mekkin sum fairy cakes

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Why du thu allus ev people drinking malt lookin dishevelled wi heyf the shirt art stumblin abart? That whisky glass design looked dangerous to me wi that rarnd base. Vicci's got three lads rarnd her nar, well two and the transgender wun. Shill gerra shock if shiz fumbling darn his trarsers and thuz nowt to hold on to. I 'ope Mandy's back longer than Kate wo. Cud do wi a bitta rough in the village cos all the lasses are bonny and in a small village that must be a statistical freak.
Look forrad to see Wills and Kate wi 'Arry toneet. Luvvly cuppal, much nicer than Chaz and Cam. Tanya's hair cudda dun wia wesh other neet--a reyt stringy greasey sight. Am freetend enuff wenna clap eyes on her wiart that mess onner eead. Tek care mi owd.

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Am convinced thatheer Tanya ezza pair o cobbluz tha mite seemi ont telly tuneet , avva pewse n lilac lycra artfit on anna pairov sling bak pit booits, alooka reyt babe magnit !!! Fewel allowance letta came tday get earrtin on nar , its norrus warm as fooak mekkart wi yond wind blowinabart , enjoy thi dramatoo , Salute

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Am reyt sluffend. Saw on News that Chaz ed edda birthday party fo people who ed turned 70 this year like him. Seconds later a gorra call frum Wills. He'd picked up a Tarn accent frum iz stint wi ooamless in Tarn yisterdi. He sed "Weear wo tha ?" A sed "A dint gerran invite". He sed "Wi sent thi wun--al gerron to Pooast Office and find art whats 'append. Pooast Office ez nivva been az gud since it stopped belonging to mi Gran az the Royal Mail".
Watching cricket. Ceylon are 207 fo 6.
Gi thi lycra a gud wesh, might need a steep iffitz ed dog sh1t onnit.

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Didta see syzadooarsteps Kate wa cuttin bettha gu thru sum bred at thare arse,
Lycras steerpin nar
annam watchin Golf frum Dubai later , al sithi

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Tha cud tell she wont used to being "downstairs" wi the servants in the kitchen. Who wo lookin after her bairns while she wo in Tarn ? I hope she dint leeav 'em in 'arse on thur own while she worrin Chennels.

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Tha cud tell she wont used to being "downstairs" wi the servants in the kitchen. Who wo lookin after her bairns while she wo in Tarn ? I hope she dint leeav 'em in 'arse on thur own while she worrin Chennels.

Thort tha did oreyt tho , a quite like them 2 , it warnt as bad Azza expected , no clarns showwin Tarn up , thu finisisshd up in Treddloyle , booarth pyss ed as Farts dancin ont tables , landlord gevvum a doggy bag fo bairns , bred n fat, pottud meyt sarnie , bagga crisps , anna bottul ov pop !!!
Liz an Phil missed ... gorroaham abart 4 int mornin , thud afe n hour darn Arndhill mind