Av allus sed thu dun't speyk reyt rarnd Tarn. If thi mother-in-law sez it's it's a Brodda to do thi Brodding then al sleep easier toneet that it is, indeed, a Brodda. Look North ev rung mi up and want to send Owain Wyn Evans darn to do a story abartit.
Get thi Butler to mek thine. Av enuff on brodding mine ready fo bitter cowd winter. Mary's owd clarts arra good idea, thu'll mekka good yellow border. "Can tha smell p1ss in here ?" if rug gets wet near fire and steams.