Footballers you'd like to meet in a dark alley

[toptoon]

now who would i like to meet in a dark alley....for any other reason ............. hmmmm haha that would be telling

If Red was still here, it would be Steven Taylor!!

[Stanleymag]

Perez.....

Oh and Kev I will be your second when you meet Mitro and Barton,if you need me of course...

His books a good read Ash.

[Jammy89]

Well this is a darker thread. . .

Now onto more important matters

Owen - he's a **** of the highest order as far as i'm concerned.
Callum McManaman - for that tackle.

I'm sure there are others but those two off the top of my head.

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Id also like to have had a swing at Tommy Smith
Norman hunter ,franny Lee .that red heeded **** bremner. Mickey Thomas .Gordon strachan.gordon durie.ray reardon ,and Keith chegwin

[Jammy89]

Oh and Zaha, can't stand that prick.

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Whole hog time .doug mountjoy and Henry .Keith deller.larry holmes.young ali.prince whatshisface.2 extras in eastenders

[ex_pat_magpie]

Whole hog time .doug mountjoy and Henry .Keith deller.larry holmes.young ali.prince whatshisface.2 extras in eastenders

Who's not on your list Kev.

[jacapus]

Jordan Pickford

[Stanleymag]

Id also like to have had a swing at Tommy Smith
Norman hunter ,franny Lee .that red heeded **** bremner. Mickey Thomas .Gordon strachan.gordon durie.ray reardon ,and Keith chegwin

Friend of mine took on Tommy Smith about 20 years ago on a golfing trip to Liverpool.

My mate is one tough cookie and got the better of Smith, but he said Smith is one of the strongest men he has fought in his life.

So, personally I would scratch him off the list.

[toptoon]

,and Keith chegwin

If we´re allowed non footballers, then Tony Blair.