Footballers you'd like to meet in a dark alley

[Stanleymag]

If we're allowed non footballers-

Rachel Riley
Alex Jones

[Cannylad]

If we're allowed non footballers-

Rachel Riley
Alex Jones

I'd like to give Rachel a good stiff talking to !

[jacapus]

If we're allowed non footballers-

Rachel Riley
Alex Jones

OK now that the thread has changed........ Lucy Verasamy & Jennifer Aniston

[Zippity]

Well this thread has taken an unexpected turn...

[Sclox]

Keane. That ones evergreen. You wouldn't know when to stop.

Theres also something about Scholes i've always found irritating.

Owen for obvious reasons and the fact he always seemed to score against us.

Rooney. Again, like Scholes something about him.

Kevin Phillips. Looks like a rat.

Delli Ali. IT.

Ferguson. Too many times disappointed when wishing his teams to lose and they didnt. Arrogant man or just call me bitter.

Andy Gray and his chum Keys.

Merson.

Charlie Nicholas.

That would do for now. Might need a rest after that lot.

I'll also add Vinny Jones and Julian Dicks to that and in general any so called "hard men" who were just bullies - always picked on the smaller flair players knowing the refs wouldnt let it get too out of hand - remember Keane against that Alfie Haarland player? Bully. Didn't try it against the likes of Viera, or big Al. In fact theres a video of big Dunc owning Keane in a game when he played for Everton. Great watch.

They wouldn't pull their shiit in real life against proper hard men either.

[Zippity]

Just remembered...Callum Macmanaman....I'd break his leg, the little twat.

[HughieG]

OK now that the thread has changed........ Lucy Verasamy & Jennifer Aniston

What's wrong with Rachel Green?

[Milburn9]

What's wrong with Rachel Green?

Think the thread took a turn and Jacapus was thinking about who he'd like to take up the 'dark alley'

[HughieG]

Think the thread took a turn and Jacapus was thinking about who he'd like to take up the 'dark alley'

Ah I see. In that case, nice choice!