Footballers you'd like to meet in a dark alley

[Zippity]

with no-one about.

Not sure that's quite what TL meant when she mentioned footballers she'd like to meet but I thought i'd give it a darker slant.

Michael Owen would be top of the list. Would have a wee chat about how he refused to play for us in the games before he left then, after a quick glance over my shoulder, I'd put the little shite on his arse.

Kevin Philips would be next. Just out of pure bitterness. Same end result, though.

Robbie savage. Cos he's a twat.

C'mon...who would you like to chin and get away with it.

[toonlegend]

oh god... too many of the horrible smirking cheating ****s around
agree with owen ......
sturridge jamie vardy

damian duff

[ex_pat_magpie]

All of those mentioned in the posts above plus Bellamy with the loose mouth.

[Geordie1974]

Michael Owen for me as well.By the time I have had enough of whacking the little mercenary kunt,I wouldn't have enough energy to whack anyone else.

[Zippity]

Michael Owen for me as well.By the time I have had enough of whacking the little mercenary kunt,I wouldn't have enough energy to whack anyone else.

fair enough

[toonlegend]

now who would i like to meet in a dark alley....for any other reason ............. hmmmm haha that would be telling

[Zippity]

now who would i like to meet in a dark alley....for any other reason ............. hmmmm haha that would be telling

Oi...don't you sully my thread with your filth!!!

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Dennis wise
Di ckie ord
Kevin no heart ball
Mitrovic

[ex_pat_magpie]

Dennis wise
Di ckie ord
Kevin no heart ball
Mitrovic

I wouldn't fancy your chances with Mitro unless he had his back to you.

[HughieG]

Why Mitrovic?

I'd also go with Duff and Owen. They should and more importantly could have contributed with a lot more than they did.