Bumpety-bump......."roll up roll up....get your tickets here as the Notts Circus rolls into town"
"We've got acrobats and jugglers....lots of clowns, one Lion at the back and a couple of performing poodles....plus a flying winger"
"£10 only for those using local currency....half-price for anyone using dodgy foreign currency......if you can't find the cash, sell your Granny, you won't be able to feed her anyway after Brexit....sell your car, sell the wife's car, sell the neighbour's car.....sell your body if necessary, not you sir, that's a poor excuse for a body.......stop pushing at the back, there's plenty of tickets for all"
Need I go on?....iFollow live....watch it