This has to be

[Disco Buc]

Hey DD .
Has your toilet cistern stopped impersonating a submarine

[Pacman1903]

Hey DD .
Has your toilet cistern stopped impersonating a submarine

Did it have a periscope. If so where did it go?

[donsdaft]

It's a dream to go for a pee without shouting "dive dive dive"

[57vintage]

The weather last night and today is f@cking grotty. The winds supposed to pick up big time today aswell

Good day to be heading to Africa. Wind is a pain in the hole

A drive to Perth today for a 6-9pm meeting at St Perth's grun. Mandatory attendance, so a half day aff my work holidays to get there, and 1130 at night afore I get hame.

Flooding forecast for Tayside too.

The SFA, organising pish-ups in breweries since...oh ages ago.

[57vintage]

It's a dream to go for a pee without shouting "dive dive dive"

I'd be mair worried when you let out a depth charge and all leave is cancelled, with no limit to the extra overtime available at the sewage works.

[donsdaft]

Been using the new fanged goalkeeper method to detect shipping.