Funnily enough, even though I consider myself to be a Nottingham lad, with a mother from Notts, other family in and around Radford, Basford and Clifton, lived in Nottingham almost all my life, I was actually born at St Mary's in Paddington, where Princess Di spawned Wills and Harry, within earshot of Bow Bells and right next to Bow Bell House.
Is it possible I am probably Notts County's longest supporting true Cockney with a Royal link?
Step in time, step in time. Knees up mother Brown. Up the apples and pairs. You're having a giraffe guvnor!