I hope the poor moggy gets down shortly. A very handy way to remove the cat from the ceiling would be to just get your hands on a good broom and swipe at the fur ball until it releases its grip. It would also save the club a few quid as you could ask for a new tub of paint (pick a colour) to hide any blood stains on the ceiling when the cat has been removed.
Scrub that....you will need the ladders for the aiding of painting the ceiling. Don’t worry about the costs as we have been advised there is plenty DNA funding available.