This won't end well.
There is a manager who is free, who has played at the highest level, and is experienced at div 2 level. He is dynamic, bright and resourceful. The added advantage is that he is familiar with County, and has managed them. The disadvantage is that he hasnt been sacked for as long as Nolan, but give it a few weeks.
Jimmy Sirrell would be a good choice.All you will need is a poster of him in the dressing room, and Kewell throwing his voice, wearing a disguise. Dressed as a cowboy with a ten gallon hat, and drawling like Clint would be good.
This won't end well.