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two mackems are stranded in the desert
afetr a few ays they are struggling with no water and are close to death
just as they are about to give up one says he can smell bacon
why eye lad dont be daft
im telling ye lad i can
so with a hightened vigour they again start to crawl of following the smell
at the top of a dune one looks over and says
why eye lad there it is
the bacon tree
it has bacon and gamon and scratchings hanging from every branch im telling ye
dont be daft its a mirage says the other
no me old mucker its a bacon tree ill crawl down to it to prove it
after tem minutes all of a sudden there is a lot of gun fire
stay where you are my pold mucker
why whats happening whats all the shooting
its not a bacon tree he shuts back
its a ham bush
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