Reply With QuoteYou've pumped nobody. Typical virgin patter.Originally Posted by Barbles
Alf can seduce any female on the planet by the means of Lydl yogurt and his huge haw maws.
Trialist
It may be, but as slack as your missus's after a night with me
Hall Of Fame
You've pumped nobody. Typical virgin patter.
Alf can seduce any female on the planet by the means of Lydl yogurt and his huge haw maws.
Hall Of Fame
Spot on Rab..
Hall Of Fame
the only tw@t Barbles has pumped his is Mothers..He was that ugly as a baby she had to feed him with a catapult ..
Trialist
Alf can certainly multitask......typing with his tongue up Rab the gers arse, his mother obviously taught him well
Trialist
Nowt wrong with being ugly, ask your Mother..
Hall Of Fame
I Wish I could Barbles,but she is dead..
Trialist
Mine too Alf, but then again I didn't start the degrading remarks about Mothers, I'm just disappointed with myself for not rising above your original remark . . .I Wish I could Barbles,but she is dead..
Hall Of Fame
No,you just made a degrading remark about my missus,but I suppose that's all right in your book then? And so did that old **** Griff..
Phook off the pair of you.. Lol
Trialist
Alf I thought wives were fair game due to your previous posts on VE, so I apologise if I have caused you distress.
I only came on the FootyMad forum in the first place to find Chalky after VE shut down after he, you and Griff praised this forum I thought it may be a decent replacement to VE
Griffs prediction thread apart I have been underwhelmed to say the least and it is obvious that there are hostile posters on here (and I'm not counting Alf ,Griff or Chalky amongst them, you're good guys)
I may look in from time to time, but it's hasta la vista for now
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