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Thread: What is everyone going to do today with notts not playing

  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by es***red52 View Post
    No trips to the footballing institution that is NFFC then No?
    I trimmed my nasal hair instead.

    Then I watched Saints v Man United. A good game broke out in the first half but Jose put a stop to that in the second. For substituting Rashford instead of Lukaku, he needs sacking. Great comedy moment when The Lump stood on the ball and injured himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scanlon's Hatrick View Post
    Would sooner take a bunsen burner to my nuts
    Yuk, would you really? Ok. I might have done one.
    Last edited by navypie; 01-12-2018 at 08:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by navypie View Post
    Would you really? Ok. I might have done one.
    A difficult question is whether taking a bunsen burner to your nuts is preferable to having them crushed in a vice.

    I'm struggling to decide, but both are infinitely preferable to voluntarily attending a scum game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i961pie View Post
    watching the racing on tv
    A more enjoyable Saturday afternoon than most, even the disappointment of a Forest win was negated by my mate William Hill. He offered me a £10 free bet if I bet £10 on any sports market. My tenner went on a win for the scum even though I would have preferred that bet to lose. The free £10 bet (and a bit more real money) went on Buveur D'Air in the Fighting Fifth at Newcastle as I'm convinced Samcro has been way overhyped even though it cost me at Cheltenham in March. Watching Samcro under the whip between the last two while Buveur D'Air was still cantering was a very pleasant feeling. If only Notts could offer that emotion more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    A difficult question is whether taking a bunsen burner to your nuts is preferable to having them crushed in a vice.

    I'm struggling to decide, but both are infinitely preferable to voluntarily attending a scum game.
    Maybe you could email Hardy and arrange to have them crushed for the half time entertainment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    Suddenly, an afternoon's shopping with the wife takes on a whole new appeal.
    Would that be THE wife as object, Elite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidders View Post
    Would that be THE wife as object, Elite?
    It would indeed sid, an object of undiminishing desire, lust, adoration and respect for 34 years so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddogslater View Post
    Maybe you could email Hardy and arrange to have them crushed for the half time entertainment.
    I'm sure it would be popular with quite a few!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elite_Pie View Post
    I'm sure it would be popular with quite a few!
    Even more entertaining if MIG was then made to eat them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by navypie View Post
    Even more entertaining if MIG was then made to eat them.
    He'd only complain that Alan Hardy hadn't crushed them properly.

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