Awkward as Dicks' Hatband

[SBRed48]

The lucky bleeda.

The only problem fo me wud be p1ssing in a public urinal and sumdi lukkin ovva wi "pen1s envy syndrome" and seeing two and then fainting wi feelings of inadequacy.

[Exiletyke]

The lucky bleeda.

The only problem fo me wud be p1ssing in a public urinal and sumdi lukkin ovva wi "pen1s envy syndrome" and seeing two and then fainting wi feelings of inadequacy.

Talking of two dicks I was once precribed bi focal glasses & I went for a waz in WSB When I looked down I saw two dicks [a large one & a small one [those with bi focals will know what I mean] Not recognising the large one I put it away & pyssed mi sen