In/Oot - Oot .... awa giggin as per ...
Furryboots - sticks
Pre - yappin politics and listenin tae the changin tones o' the van's engine.
Post - bed ... checkin the result(s) om the lappie ... then sleep
Prediction - 6-1
Fowl count ... 2.2 million ... "British people are now eating an estimated 2.2 million chickens per day."
Source ....
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices...-a6862791.html
Foul cυnt .... Benny Hill, Syd James, Jimmy Saville, Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown, Hector Nicol, Jim Davidson, Susan Boyle, Theresa May, tak yer pick!