Our present squad would walk the Championship. In all likelihood we will be relegated this season, Dyche will bring us back up on the first bounce.
Garlick has no qualms whatsoever about us being relegated, indeed he is on record as saying there is nothing wrong with being a yoyo club.
The hefty parachute payments guarantee financial stability and that is our Chairman's modus operandi. We can either suck it or jump on "Do One Airlines" and it really is as simple as that I'm sorry to say.
Set of keys Norder, set of keys, that should be his Xmas pressy, you know the keys I mean, and the loan of a Securicor van to shift the contents, then swing BT's idle taxi fleet into action to ferry our Technical Director's newly found superstars to Turf Moor for three or four highly publicised signing sessions. And Bob's your uncle, we'll be mid table by Easter and wondering what all the fuss was about.
But if Santa forgets Sean's pressy.........who knows what might befall us ?
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"If" we go down with a whimper, then there's no absolute that we'd bounce back at first go - BT....and I certainly don't imagine that we'd walk it (unless backwards) with our present squad....and anyway, there's nothing to keep any of the players from leaving for a better offer, or if they just wanted change even...which also applies to S.D - can only assume that he'd stick, but then why should he, why opt for easy - to stagnate in repetition and drag along in a half hearted daze of a club...can't be inspiring - wouldn't you want to move on test yourself further....would tell me a lot if he didn't....but then I'm starting to arrive at that feeling already !
thats a very well thought out plan Sinkov....but do have one ****y-weeny problem with it - can we truly trust BT's Taxii fleet ? - as was told they only had one gear - and it's the reverse !!!
Terrier Taxis - Cock of the North! Ready to go...
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thats a cracker - BT....but I think we can manage to hold on to Burnley/Turf Moor - just put Garlick in the passenger seat.....then floor it to Patagonia where he can him set himself up in Tierra del Fuego (the end of the world)...there's a town club there called "Ushuaia", it's ready made so would cost him no more than a promise - but the real draw is that it's also a Tax Haven - so what more could he want !
Come on Norder, Ushuaia is passable, however, not a patch on Burnley! lol