In the real world - i.e regular employment - 'the coversation' would be very simple.
Basically it would go something along the lines of, you, you and you are sh!t, fcuk off.
Of course this is football so we're probably stuck with Nolan's drinking buddies for the forseeable future !
In the article, Scoop says we have a squad of "over thirty" players. There are 34 senior players listed on the official site, and then there are others who are listed there on the U18s page who have already appeared for the first team. So just how large is the squad? I've seen 42 suggested as the total.