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Thread: Chalky

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    Chalky

    Can you put me up Jan 11th? There is a curry and a few beers in it for you. Its County v United on the 12th. Refusal is forbidden.

    Herr Himmler.

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    Not likely,I wouldn't get any sleep due to the creaking noises that I would be imagining as I thought that it was you turning the handle of my bedroom door with a bloody great axe in your hand,not to mention what you said you would like to do to Coco in the past

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    It you are coming up Frank be aware that this game is an all ticket game due to the admission being only £2 so don't have a wasted journey and buy beforehand

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    Thanks for letting me know. Your fears are well founded, i had the head of a victim stuck to my axe for a week, couldnt get it off. I hit him with a lot of force.
    You really should have worried about what i would have done with you before i axed you in the head to end your misery. Yes it was that. ...while i drank whisky and smoked at the same time.

    Vlad the impaler. Vald Putin....is there a link?

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    Frank the bad guy act you play isn't really you I bet you are a nice lad away from here .

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    Quite right Buc, there is no coping with silliness. It must be ptsd or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    Quite right Buc, there is no coping with silliness. It must be ptsd or something.
    Thanks Frank .

    Need to know what PTSD is tho.

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    PTSD is post traumatic stress disorder. People relive there traumatic experiences over and over, causing depression. There can be hair triggers. Chalky must have had a bad experience and i reminded him of it.

    Current treatment is counselling, so that the sufferer relives his experience, which only makes things worse. People dont get better. Recent research has shown that not thinking about it makes things much better, and it goes away. Thinking about Mary Poppins floating under an umbrella, beats reliving an ISIS fighter being machine gunned.

    Common sense, isnt it.

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