I have heard that it all the rage,
to set up a just giving page,
so can you send me load's O dosh?,
and many rumours i will quash!.

Our former chairman is in the mire,
his castle in the Ferry not desired,
his Aberdonian quine cannie afford the rent,
your donations will be well spent.

Other funds are still required,
to pay for ST Andrews nights inspired,
the 3 amigo's have ran up bills,(Jackie,Jacko and Sid)
that have sent the snake back to the hills.

Uncle Pedro he did once foretell
that our great club was going to hell,
he was derided and Thompson backed,
in hindsight the wrong man sacked.

We turned our backs on a Scottish Cup Winner,
and threw in our lot with a serial sinner,
the transfer cuts and the rent outstanding,
is why this post is so demanding.

I am gonna back Thompson the snake,
please send me all the dosh you make,
i promise it will be well spent,
on the three amigo's and a burd's rent.


Please send all your spare cash to Gunboat Production's.com snd i promise it will reach the needy and none of it will be used in the Bedsit,FACT.