I swore I'd never post personal stuff on here again but..

[alfinyalcabo]

The problem is, Alf, the horses don't seem to laugh at my jokes, even in intimate situations.

Well stop gagging them Auks..lol

[Acido]

I met (signed in) some blokes from your neck of the woods at work this week, and it said Burnley on their van so I thought Id try the Lancy accent and all lol.
Apparently they were from in between the Burnsley & Blackburnsley area, and neither of them were into footy!. So as it turns out, my attempt at humour sadly fell flatter than a really bad burst tyre.

[AucklandRover]

Well stop gagging them Auks..lol

Unfortunately, they always eat the oranges.
Strange, because I heard about it working with Tory MPs, and there isn't THAT much difference, surely!

[bfcjon]

The problem is, Alf, the horses don't seem to laugh at my jokes, even in intimate situations.

If Only, Films were made in Blackburn...??

[Despair]

Maybe you should read up on the history of real time social photography - you may well be surprised at this towns ‘claim to fame’ courtesy of two gentlemen.