Theresa in a mess

[sinkov]

It's good of you BT, but I think I might decline your kind offer. However I might be open to discussing a Northern Powerhouse with Esther McVey, could that be arranged ?

[alfinyalcabo]

Perhaps I can arrange you a threesome, I have some great contacts as you well know..?


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Yes please,beggars can't be choosers..Can you throw the child bride in as a bonus please?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Yes please,beggars can't be choosers..Can you throw the child bride in as a bonus please?

Only on a no return basis.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

It's good of you BT, but I think I might decline your kind offer. However I might be open to discussing a Northern Powerhouse with Esther McVey, could that be arranged ?

I have rung the fair lady, she politely declined, saying you might well be out of her league sinkov, you ***y old devil!

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[sinkov]

I like Esther BT, she's tidy, there are one or two (but only one or two) on your side look worth a nibble as well, but they're all so sour-faced, always angry, always moaning about something, can't be doing with that.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Glad to see that good old ***ism and malechauvinism is still rife and flourishing on Clarets Mad sinkov. "worth a nibble"

[Supersub6]

I'm waiting for you two to get the gloves out and settle which one of you is favourite for Diane Abbott ---come on own up ---I want to get the numbers right!

[sinkov]

Glad to see that good old ***ism and malechauvinism is still rife and flourishing on Clarets Mad sinkov. "worth a nibble"

It's the last outpost on here BT, just trying to keep the flag flying, I even had a pop at Johnny Foreigner on the Phil thread. It feels a bit like Michael Caine must have felt at Rorke's Drift though BT, Zulus as far as you can fecking see, and no cavalry coming to the rescue.

Do me a favour though would you BT, when we're over-run and they've finally got me, nominate me for a VC would you mate ?

[Supersub6]

It's the last outpost on here BT, just trying to keep the flag flying, I even had a pop at Johnny Foreigner on the Phil thread. It feels a bit like Michael Caine must have felt at Rorke's Drift though BT, Zulus as far as you can fecking see, and no cavalry coming to the rescue.

Do me a favour though would you BT, when we're over-run and they've finally got me, nominate me for a VC would you mate ?

No cavalry coming to the rescue is because BT's leader fraternises with those who are against our country, hence he is probably backing the Zulus. A leopard never changes its spots!!
Should you be overcome sinkov, I shall recommend you for a VC because I have the necessary connections.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

It's the last outpost on here BT, just trying to keep the flag flying, I even had a pop at Johnny Foreigner on the Phil thread. It feels a bit like Michael Caine must have felt at Rorke's Drift though BT, Zulus as far as you can fecking see, and no cavalry coming to the rescue.

Do me a favour though would you BT, when we're over-run and they've finally got me, nominate me for a VC would you mate ?

Only medal you are getting sinkov is the VD and SCAR, but I can facilitate an evening of wicked sin on the Edgeware Road in the Travel Lodge...

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