Monday joke

[cayambe]

With Friday perving underway what about brightening the week up with jokes. Make Monday a little less blue. To be honest, the older I get there are less new funny new jokes and much of what is termed comedy on TV & radio isn't.

So what about this that at one time was considered the funniest joke ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk

[griff]

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

[cocopops61]

With Friday perving underway

After rereading the Bewer thread I just want to make it clear that I've got no 'unusual' interest in horses

[griff]

Come on Chalky, don’t you feel like putting a bridle on summat and riding all day?

[cocopops61]

There's no chance of me doing that Griff,like I said I just can't see the attraction,it's just for posh people with more money than sense

[griff]