So Ashley Cole is a Ram, not gone down well with the female Fabers but hey ho

I'm more bothered about what he can add on the pitch, jury's out for me as a 38 year old

I don't go back any further than the majestic Dave MacKay and I'd rate him as the best over-30 defender we ever bought, close runner up for the short period he was here goes to Paul McGrath. Some haven't worked so well though, Mick ****** Coop, that pair from Newcastle, David Webb, it could go all pear shaped if his obvious class isn't matched by decent pace or immac positional sense to make up for it (Mackay and McGrath's greatest assets)

Anyone?