The Summer Transfer Window

[Feck_the_Huns]

that pic does not do her justice
You'd need to check out the under-carriage.
Looks like something you might pick up on a dodgy night out in Ibiza and nae quite good enough looking to get into the four floors in Singapore

For the under 50s.....

Sheena was from Glesga but went out to the States in the 80s, where she developed an annoying Yankie accent VERY quickly.

Came back to to play one of the very early T in the Parks at Glasgow Green in the early 90s. Bounced on stage, said "Hello Glasgow" in the aforementioned horrible fake Yankie accent, and got the usual Glesga response.

She got bottled.

[Mason89]

It wasn’t T in the Park, it was Hogmanay at George Square. Fairly sure she’s from Bellshill n’all. Bet she’s cracking at football

[BogBrush1903]

It wasn’t T in the Park, it was Hogmanay at George Square. Fairly sure she’s from Bellshill n’all. Bet she’s cracking at football

Correct, and T in the Park was never held at Glasgow Green. Strathclyde Park was the venue for the first three, and best three, editions. I remember Doves being bottled off

[Feck_the_Huns]

It wasn’t T in the Park, it was Hogmanay at George Square. Fairly sure she’s from Bellshill n’all. Bet she’s cracking at football

Was it fcuk. It was the Big Day Festival, at the Glasgow Green.

Okay, I got the T in the Park bit wrang but certainly wasn't Hogmanay and wasn't at Dod Sq either.

And Bellshill's fcucking Glesga. Same sh1thole, geographicaly.

[Mason89]

Aye right enough, eventually. Funny how the mind plays tricks like that. I couldve sworn it was the same night Robbie Coltrane was talking through the bells.

You’re wrong of course about Bellshill. Not that it’s a sh1tehole, it is. It’s just not a weegie one

[Aldo1983]

The weegie sh1thole has provided us with our greatest ever players and managers. Not bad. We should be grateful

[Feck_the_Huns]

Aye right enough, eventually. Funny how the mind plays tricks like that. I couldve sworn it was the same night Robbie Coltrane was talking through the bells.

You’re wrong of course about Bellshill. Not that it’s a sh1tehole, it is. It’s just not a weegie one

Aye, the one where Coltrane was sooking out a can of Coca-cola? Odd, that was.

And made some disparaging remark about Edinburgh, despite him being a public school educated fcuk?

[Jackjarvis]

Every day on here is a learning day....how the hell did you find out about her being partial to that?

He asked one of my made up chums who just made it up!!
Anyway, if memory serves me correct(glue/wine and other stuff!) I can just about remember her being on a “talent show” .....of sorts, years back and Lulu’s Glasgow twang( at the time)gave her short shrift as in simply not good enough to make it......

[Aldo1983]

Aye, the one where Coltrane was sooking out a can of Coca-cola? Odd, that was.

And made some disparaging remark about Edinburgh, despite him being a public school educated fcuk?

There's a weird Edinburgh private school thing though where they hate anyone that went to a private school elsewhere.

[Jackjarvis]

Well well well being that January Transfer window has slammed shut on us and it was such an amazing window for us and a very entertaining thread on here, I can hardly wait for the next one.
To think that our management and recruitment staff work so fkn hard behind the scenes TWO windows in advance its amazing they manage to cope and come up with such superb bits of business.
So what do you think will happen in the up and coming summer transfer window?

I'll start us off.
All the loaned or borrowed players that we have will return to their parent clubs
All Aberdeen's players that have been put out on loan or borrowed to other clubs will return to Pittodrie.

And that will probably be that because as a football club we appear to have absolutely fk all ambition

SF

Ach weel, that is thon big lanky Lewis extended his contract now, just like the useless young Lewis did and the boy McKenna that nobody wants.......anyway, get our current coach out and get someone in that can see us safely into the top 6, perhaps a quarter final and forget about Europe qualification as it coincides with summer holidays !!


SF