Five stages of Dying.

[Psaw]

Taking a clinical look at this board it shows the stages people go through when it comes to kicking the bucket. You are not dying, but your club is, as on saturday you play Forest Green, the apex of non league imposters in the football league.

It is run by a millionaire, who grew the club rather than threw money at it. The five stages are, denial, anger, bargaining,and acceptance. You are on the final stage. Forest Green being in the football league, and County going down is an abomination. But there you go. When it comes to dying, its hard to find the right words, but i am going to try. First thing in the morning..."still here then"?, or "you wont be wanting lunch, ill have your lasagne". "Someone else is sitting at your desk at work", ", i am booking a coach for your first away game at Alfreton, its a twelve seater." "Theres only one tea shack for the first home game v Solihull.".

Anyway i will hold a commemorative mass for you at the church of the Virgin Mary,of eternal succour, its in Rubery Birmingham. You will be forgotten when you are gone, we all are. It is healthy though to have as much fun as possible while theres time. When you are gone, you will have left a huge trench behind you, maybe not a trench, maybe a scratch,...or an indentation. Woger.

[slack_pie]

Taking a clinical look at this board it shows the stages people go through when it comes to kicking the bucket. You are not dying, but your club is, as on saturday you play Forest Green, the apex of non league imposters in the football league.

It is run by a millionaire, who grew the club rather than threw money at it. The five stages are, denial, anger, bargaining,and acceptance. You are on the final stage. Forest Green being in the football league, and County going down is an abomination. But there you go. When it comes to dying, its hard to find the right words, but i am going to try. First thing in the morning..."still here then"?, or "you wont be wanting lunch, ill have your lasagne". "Someone else is sitting at your desk at work", ", i am booking a coach for your first away game at Alfreton, its a twelve seater." "Theres only one tea shack for the first home game v Solihull.".

Anyway i will hold a commemorative mass for you at the church of the Virgin Mary,of eternal succour, its in Rubery Birmingham. You will be forgotten when you are gone, we all are. It is healthy though to have as much fun as possible while theres time. When you are gone, you will have left a huge trench behind you, maybe not a trench, maybe a scratch,...or an indentation. Woger.

You only mentioned four stages of dying. Perhaps the fifth is resurrection.

[Chicken Balti Pie]

You only mentioned four stages of dying. Perhaps the fifth is resurrection.

The fifth stage is appointing Colin Calderwood as manager 😂

[sidders]

Psaw is wasp backwards. Buzz off, Roger.

[LEPiePie]

It's also an anagram of swap, which we need to do with Cambridge

[MagpieTony]

It's also an anagram of swap, which we need to do with Cambridge

It's also an anagram of wpsa which means nothing at all other than a group of mismatched letters......pretty much like Rog's posts.

[eyepie]

It's also an anagram of wpsa which means nothing at all other than a group of mismatched letters......pretty much like Rog's posts.

That is Woger's call sign. Stands for W*lly, Pr*ck Silly Ar*e.

[Simon the Pieman]

Never liked the name Roger. Means something entirely different to many. Filthy, gruby implications. Oh...there you go then.

[cocopops61]

The name Roger always reminds me of the alien from American Dad,I can see some of him in Psaw

[ncfcog]

Taking a clinical look at this board it shows the stages people go through when it comes to kicking the bucket. You are not dying, but your club is, as on saturday you play Forest Green, the apex of non league imposters in the football league.

It is run by a millionaire, who grew the club rather than threw money at it. The five stages are, denial, anger, bargaining,and acceptance. You are on the final stage. Forest Green being in the football league, and County going down is an abomination. But there you go. When it comes to dying, its hard to find the right words, but i am going to try. First thing in the morning..."still here then"?, or "you wont be wanting lunch, ill have your lasagne". "Someone else is sitting at your desk at work", ", i am booking a coach for your first away game at Alfreton, its a twelve seater." "Theres only one tea shack for the first home game v Solihull.".

Anyway i will hold a commemorative mass for you at the church of the Virgin Mary,of eternal succour, its in Rubery Birmingham. You will be forgotten when you are gone, we all are. It is healthy though to have as much fun as possible while theres time. When you are gone, you will have left a huge trench behind you, maybe not a trench, maybe a scratch,...or an indentation. Woger.

Have to say I'm really disappointed with this effort Woger. Without stating the obvious error already highlighted by others the creative content and more so the grammar in this latest missive leaves a lot to be desired. Must do better 2/10.