Ross Thomson MP

[57vintage]

https://www.theweek.co.uk/99447/drun...-avoid-falling

“Sorry Rhianna, my hand slipped inside your thong as I felt a touch of vertigo coming on”.

“You have vertigo?”

“No, just around the corner”.

[Mason89]

[donsdaft]

Of course if things start going against him he only has to take to wearing a frock.

That should make him immune from prosecution.

[Jackjarvis]

Huns ballot papers would be easy to spot.

X would be spelt wrong.

A Monday morning chuckle there......touché

[RED_JOHN]

Of course if things start going against him he only has to take to wearing a frock.

That should make him immune from prosecution.

I hear Donald Findlay will be representing him...his defence will be as you say he will wear a frock and claim he couldn’t have touched the gentlemen on the bottom as he is a lesbian.

[donsdaft]

......and pregnant.

[mondo_notion]

Looks like he’s just going to brass can this one out

Looks like it's worked. Can't get away from him on the tv giving his tuppence worth on the ongoing saga down there.

[mondo_notion]

Not standing for Aberdeen South in the election. Other peoples fault for saying nasty things about him.

Good riddance to the sleazy c*nt.

[57vintage]

Only to be replaced by the boy Flynn, no doubt. Another career politician with little life experience outside the political bubble, on-message lobby-fodder no-mark whose purpose in life thus far seems to have been to do down the city that gives him a living, at every opportunity.

“As much imagination as a caravan site” (Neil Innes).

Meh.

[donsdaft]

That’s the tory p’oof got his comeuppance then.
Couldn’t stop feeling blokes up in the bar, what I want to know is why didn’t he get his face caved in.

My bloody MP as well, f’uckin whiter.