Reply With QuoteThat could be the get outOriginally Posted by kkong
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20%
Not strictly true. There are "get outs":
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That could be the get out
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Yeah, meant 20%20%
Not strictly true. There are "get outs":
You honestly believe they would side with Aberdeen over SevCo on this matter?
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It's easy ....
Dear Sevco,
We at Aberdeen Football Club recognise and respect your desire to have as many Sevco fans attend the game as possible to cheer on your team which have astonished all concerned in the realm of Scottish Football having formed only 7 years ago, and have already entered the Scottish Premiership, and gathered a huge support, mostly from those fans who would otherwise be disenfranchised by the demise of that famous, now defunct club formerly known as Glasgow Fangers.
However, we face a logistical issue in terms of segregation arrangements.
We have already fulfilled contractual obligations to allocate a block booking of particular seats to a section of our support which would otherwise be considered feasible and manageable areas to offer to a large away support.
We have considered allowing extra away seats further towards the south stand centre to accommodate travelling fans, but problems can be foreseen.
The primary issue is that the section we have sold out ... bordering that section normally allocated to so called 'diddy teams' is the realm of the hardest *******, pure-dinna-gie-a-****-for breakfast, far-is-he Ah'll-kill-the-*******, fa-d'ye-think-yer-lookin-at, hemen-ye funcy-yer-chunces, throw's-yer-knife-so's-Ah-can-throw-it-back, element of our support may pose a significant health and safety risk to your travelling support ... particularly as our local police and first aid workers have cited similar H+S issues in their refusal to stand between said volatile element of our ticketholding support and whatever may be adjacently placed.
It is therefore, with regret, but in the interest of the safety and security of away fans that we will not be allocating seats, either more central, nor within six seats adjacent to the aforemebtioned unhingrd/volatile element of out loyal support ... therefore, in the best interests of all fans, we can accept an away ticket allocation of 1200 away tickets.
We hope you can see fit to ensure these are distributed to your biggest fattest, most stupid looking, jokes of
fans so that no trouble will be caused in spite of our own well behaved fans pissing themselves laughing as they befriend away fans in a friendly manner in order to absorb such cultural gems of wisdom as:
"fit kinna sauce d'ye use for a square sassidge curry?" ..... and other such quality pure banter.
Thanks in advance,
The s .. (haha ye thought Ah wis gonna sign aff as the *********gwe ,,, but nah ... yer wrang ... ) ...
The secretary tae *********gin baldy Alford neep
... regards ...
PS ... see thon Glesga rolls we get up here in the Co-op? ... affa fine wrapped roon a hot buttered rowie
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It's easy ....
Dear Sevco,
We at Aberdeen Football Club recognise and respect your desire to have as many Sevco fans attend the game as possible to cheer on your team which have astonished all concerned in the realm of Scottish Football having formed only 7 years ago, and have already entered the Scottish Premiership, and gathered a huge support, mostly from those fans who would otherwise be disenfranchised by the demise of that famous, now defunct club formerly known as Glasgow Fangers.
However, we face a logistical issue in terms of segregation arrangements.
We have already fulfilled contractual obligations to allocate a block booking of particular seats to a section of our support which would otherwise be considered feasible and manageable areas to offer to a large away support.
We have considered allowing extra away seats further towards the south stand centre to accommodate travelling fans, but problems can be foreseen.
The primary issue is that the section we have sold out ... bordering that section normally allocated to so called 'diddy teams' is the realm of the hardest *******, pure-dinna-gie-a-****-for breakfast, far-is-he Ah'll-kill-the-*******, fa-d'ye-think-yer-lookin-at, hemen-ye funcy-yer-chunces, throw's-yer-knife-so's-Ah-can-throw-it-back, element of our support may pose a significant health and safety risk to your travelling support ... particularly as our local police and first aid workers have cited similar H+S issues in their refusal to stand between said volatile element of our ticketholding support and whatever may be adjacently placed.
It is therefore, with regret, but in the interest of the safety and security of away fans that we will not be allocating seats, either more central, nor within six seats adjacent to the aforemebtioned unhingrd/volatile element of out loyal support ... therefore, in the best interests of all fans, we can accept an away ticket allocation of 1200 away tickets.
We hope you can see fit to ensure these are distributed to your biggest fattest, most stupid looking, jokes of
fans so that no trouble will be caused in spite of our own well behaved fans pissing themselves laughing as they befriend away fans in a friendly manner in order to absorb such cultural gems of wisdom as:
"fit kinna sauce d'ye use for a square sassidge curry?" ..... and other such quality pure banter.
Thanks in advance,
The s .. (haha ye thought Ah wis gonna sign aff as the *********gwe ,,, but nah ... yer wrang ... ) ...
The secretary tae *********gin baldy Alford neep
... regards ...
PS ... see thon Glesga rolls we get up here in the Co-op? ... affa fine wrapped roon a hot buttered rowie
Fantastically written, but sure to fall on deaf ears.
The establishment winna accept this proposal and would likely counter to say we should give them the whole of the south Stand to abate any security concerns
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Milne would love that though.
Fantastically written, but sure to fall on deaf ears.
The establishment winna accept this proposal and would likely counter to say we should give them the whole of the south Stand to abate any security concerns
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I get the feeling that deep down you love Milne.
It’s evident by the reduction in allocation for SevCo in league games that he wants what’s best for Aberdeen.
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What's best for Aberdeen would be a strong Rangers.
"We all want to see a strong Rangers and the sooner they fill their vacancy and get a good manager in and strengthen the whole set up, that's in the interests of Scottish football."
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Surely nae even mad is is going to try and spin that one?
P.S I see the 2 condescending gold stars are back out in force
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I'd like to see him try though.Surely nae even mad is is going to try and spin that one?
P.S I see the 2 condescending gold stars are back out in force
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