The Labour Party Recruitment Team have identified a potential new leader who is currently working in the United States and may soon be a free agent. Other organisations are interested, but the Recruitment Team are hopeful that they may have a done deal by as early as next Thursday. Even if it does not happen during this transfer window the Team are confident that they can get it over the line sooner rather than later. According to the Head of Recruitment the target is a good human being who enjoys communal showering. and has loads of experience. They emphasise that he is not to be confused with his idiot younger brother, who is now strictly non-league.You heard it here first.