Paul paton

[noahrab]

Talking of ‘making the DABs cry’, Shedkarse seems to be particularly upset next door.

So upset, he’s had to read loads and loads of match reports online, pick the important bits, and produce an analysis on DAB Mad to make it look like he was at Falkirk today. Shedkarse wasn’t at the match, never in a million years.

An absolute phucking roaster of the highest order.

He’s on my banned list so I can’t see what the wee boy posts but it’s obvious from reading here that he’s a bigger frootloop than ever.

Desperately needs his hole.

Most pleasing.

[DerryRhumba72]

He’s on my banned list so I can’t see what the wee boy posts but it’s obvious from reading here that he’s a bigger frootloop than ever.

Desperately needs his hole.

Most pleasing.

Ignoring him is undoubtedly the most sensible option, but he’s actual comedy-gold just now. In the last couple of weeks we’ve had:

Dundee adding 1500 to the attendances at Dens.

Utd taking 1000 OFF the attendance at Tannadice.

And now, because a ‘Dee challenged him about it on Friday, he’s had to invent an entire day out to pretend he was at Falkirk yesterday, going into minute detail about all the Falkirk fans he spoke to who all think the DABs are great.

Absolutely phucking tragic.

[noahrab]

Ignoring him is undoubtedly the most sensible option, but he’s actual comedy-gold just now. In the last couple of weeks we’ve had:

Dundee adding 1500 to the attendances at Dens.

Utd taking 1000 OFF the attendance at Tannadice.

And now, because a ‘Dee challenged him about it on Friday, he’s had to invent an entire day out to pretend he was at Falkirk yesterday, going into minute detail about all the Falkirk fans he spoke to who all think the DABs are great.

Absolutely phucking tragic.

He is a belter, different from the rest.

His next match will be his first one.....like his next ride.

[Returnofrros]

Has Paton issued an apology yet?

I wonder if the next flag display will involve the stars and stripes?

Have to dig oot my make the dees great again confederate flag.🙂

[Taintedice]

They don't know they're the fun, and funny things happen to fun teams